All 4 game Reviews


Bush League Bush League

Rated 0 / 5 stars

spam spam spam spam

mynetprotector. buy netrprotector. the greatest fucking software of all time.

ok. so this was farmed off by the people of mynetprotector to some dude who makes flash games.

this is a portal for individuals who make flash, not for "companies" who want to sell their shit through some shitty game.

nice graphics and all but shooting politicians in the head is no way to gain an audience or sell a product .... and i'm a serious liberal. i was offended by both the moronic and spammmmmm nature of this game.

don't count on me buying your product!


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The Slut Machine The Slut Machine

Rated 2 / 5 stars

suggestions.

i can think of several things.

1. the intro is WAAAAYYY to long. this is a freakin' slot machine, not a tom clancy novel/game. nobody's gonna make it that far.

2. while the machine is realistic, the buttons are too small.

3. what happens when you "win"? if you "win"? i didn't stick around that long.... is this like those old arcade games you see tucked into a ghetto deli that promises you a peek at digitized boobs?



Snake Pit Snake Pit

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

not bad

has potential...



Orb pickup Orb pickup

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

cheers on the mechanics

i reaallly love the idea of a "mouse trailer" for control instead of keystrokes. maybe i'm behind in the times, but this is the first i've ever seen it... so you get a 5 for just that.

so it's not up on slick graphics or hardcore play, but has the seeds for a very interesting game....

nice work!